Wednesday, December 30, 2009
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS
Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS
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Birthday SMS
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"*_* :"".(-,-)."": "::(... "*_* :"".(-,-)."": "::("(")::" "/ /" An angel, Praying u, so u would b safe all day. 2day, 2marrow, 4ever! Many Many Happy Returns of d Day
Praying u, so u would b safe all day. 2day, 2marrow, 4ever! Many Many Happy Returns of d Day Birthday in many Language
remember that this is your day and God says u are the only special person on this earth to day.happpppppy birth day
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"*_*:"".(-,-)."":"::("(")::" "/ /"An angel,Praying u,so u would b safe all day.2day,2marrow,4ever!Many Many Happy Returns of d Day
Har raah aasan ho, Har raah p... Har raah aasan ho, Har raah pe khushiya ho, Har din khubsoorat ho, Aisa hi poora jivan ho, Yahi har din meri dua ho, Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!! Birthday in many Language
Birthday SMS
My wishes are silent but true, Every where they will follow you, Luck is urs, wishes aremine, I wish ur present and future will always shine
THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE NOT THOSE WHO HAVE NO PROBLEMS BUT THOSE WHO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THINGS THAT ARE LESS THAN PERFECT ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HAPPYBIRTHDAY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,by shyam prathap singh;9581317597
Birthday SMS
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Birthday SMS
Good night SMS
Good night SMS
Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi.....
Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..
Lookthe moon is calling you...
Lookthe moon is calling you!!Seethe stars are shining for you!!Listenthe mosquitos are singing to you!!Hearmy heart says: Good night SMS by gourav khatri
Care is 1 main ingredient tht ...
Care is 1 main ingredient tht keeps closeness alive despite distance & schedule. Since I can't always c u, let my care b with u 4ever & ever.
ek pal ke liye zindagi..ek d...
ek pal ke liye zindagi..ek dil ke liye duniya..bas hassan ke liye hai ilu so much..Good night
Apke Jivan Me Sada Roshani Rah...
Apke Jivan Me Sada Roshani Rahe Yadi Apke Jivan Me Adhera Aye toRoshani ke liye khuda muze jalayemo:- V.K. 9763929830
Sandesh Bete.....So Gaye.......
Sandesh Bete.....So Gaye......;;;;Bhul Gaye'''Chalo Utho'''Susu karo''''Shabas Chalo So Jao
Na intazaar karao hame itna ki...
Na intazaar karao hame itna kiwaqt ke fasle pe afsos ho jayekya pata kal tum laut kar aaoaur hum khamosh ho jaye.gud night
Good night SMS
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Killer SMS Christmas Greetings Ah! It's Christmastide! Time for festivity, celebrations, gifts, and killer SMS Christmas greetings! Bless that great
Killer SMS Christmas Greetings
Ah! It's Christmastide! Time for festivity, celebrations, gifts, and killer SMS Christmas greetings! Bless that great country Finland for starting the remarkable short message service in 1993! Bless the global mobile phone user community for their exceptional, devoted, and path-breaking gr8 textual vocabulary so that the lovesick can por da luv 2 him or her! And of course, thank Jesus of Nazareth for giving us the day on which butterflies in the stomach flutter, carols are sung with religious joy, and family reunions bring back memories to cherish for life!
Since the last several years what makes my heart drenched with happiness the most, besides the gifts and the reunions, are the unabated floods of the unique SMSs that start trickling from the 1st day of December to ultimately drown me by the 25th. Text, multimedia, and voice SMSs all together make such a beautiful symphony that it surpasses Beethoven's symphony no.9. The pleasure that I derive from reading Shakespeare's Hamlet saying, "To be or not to be," is mild compared to the pleasure that I gain from reading the SMS "2b or nt 2b". Disapprovals are considered blatant when you laugh out loud in anybody's face, which can be subtle in text as "lol". PUAs (pick up artists) are popular to use opening lines in the form of SMS greetings for their first move to judge the prospect of facing a charge of sexual harassment before they advance further. Generally, cloaked SMSs are known as killer SMSs. They are invariably double entendres with a sexual connotation or a risqué involved. The first meaning is innocent but the second meaning is not that decent and is exactly what the sender of the SMS actually means. For example, "The Lord sacrificed his life for the love of us. Let us remember this and sacrifice our lives for the loves of each other. Merry Christmas." This is a purely decent SMS when given to one's family, but the meaning drastically changes if given to someone with an intention of an affair.
Killer SMSs exhibit the most frequency during Christmas. Perhaps due to general bonhomie during this time, the human body pumps higher levels of adrenaline and creative juices mingle with the cerebrospinal fluid in the central nervous system, making persons highly imaginative, highly romantic, and highly social. Killer SMS Christmas greetings are double meaning messages with the sole purpose of killing at point blank range under the mask of sociability and amicability. "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. Thy word is Love. May your Love light my path now and forever!Happy Christmas." or "He that loveth not, knoweth not God; for God is love. Therefore, let us love. Merry X-mas." or "There is a time and a place for everything under the sun. The time is Christmas and the place is in your heart. Happy Christmas!" Such killer SMSs are known to break or make many relationships.
However, if two or more events combine then they become much more potent and may connote meanings at many different levels. They may be of many kinds, political, medical, psychological, etc. For example, "The snow is white, Santa's beard is white, and the White House is white. Rest all is colored in the colors of God. Merry Christmas." Here the second meaning is obviously political and may not go well with certain audiences, but then that is the sole purpose of sending such political double entendre killer SMS Christmas greetings. Again, they may be of the medical kind. For example, "The human brain has a left lobe and a right lobe. My left is not functioning right and there is nothing left in my right. That's why I think about you from my heart. Hearty Christmas!" An example of a psychological kind would be, "Freud's id, ego, and superego seem to be based wholly on sex. Let us meet and discuss why Freud seemed so obsessed with sex. Happy XXX-mas!" Thus, we find that killerSMS Christmas greetings say something else and mean something else. They are of all types, shades, hues and colors.
However, I personally find the most pleasurable are the ones that say and mean the same thing and kill in a positive way. For example, "Hey mom! I am coming home with Steve, Richard and Susan! Merry Christmas!- Rebecca." When mom gets this SMS from her daughter Rebecca who is coming for a family reunion along with her husband Steve and children Richard and Susan, she is so overwhelmed with happiness that she has to put her hand on her chest to steady the fast heartbeats. Such positive killer SMS Christmas greetings are perennial, favorites, and classics.
Merry Christmas.
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Thursday, October 8, 2009
Diwali SMS
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali.
Deepawali SMS
Friday, February 9, 2007
T
WO-WHEELER AUTO SALES VOLUME
Two-wheeler sales for January saw strong sales volumes reported
by the industry. While Hero Honda benefited from its new launches
in the third quarter, Bajaj Auto also benefited from the market
demand during the period. We expect the strong volume growth to
continue in the fourth quarter, which has traditionally been one of
the better quarters for auto companies.
Bajaj Auto:
Bajaj recorded a growth of 12% in motorcycles on the back of strong demand for the Discover and Pulsar models. With increasingly stronger sales of the Bajaj Discover and Bajaj Pulsar DTS-i products, only 45% of Bajaj motorcycle sales now come from the commoditized 100 cc segment. The company is all set to introduce an all-new motorcycle platform in Q2FY08 with the dual objective of improving its market share and get higher margins. Towards this end, Bajaj has now finalized product design and specification, and has scheduled pre-mass production trials in Q1FY08. Three-wheeler sales continue to be buoyant with a growth of 45% YoY. On the export front, Bajaj Auto clocked 119% rise in volumes (lower base) with sales of 39,812 units. The capacity is also being expanded to 300,000 units per month from April 2007 as the management expects growth of 25% in the next financial year. The Bajaj Kristal DTS-i, the first product from an all-new hi-tech scooter platform, is likely to be launched in the current month.
Hero Honda
: Hero Honda has reported sales of 297,554 units during January 2007. We believe sales have been boosted by the launch of new variants in the third quarter. The management expects the double-digit volume growth to sustain in the quarter given the new launches and promotions. However, higher variants of bikes in the entry variant will only add to the company's margin woes. Besides, the company is also an official partner in the ICC world cup that should lead to higher marketing expenses.
Volume trends - Two Wheelers
Jan '07 Jan '06 yoy (%) Apr-Jan'07 Apr-Jan'06 yoy(%)
Bajaj Auto
Motorcycles 195,560 173,835 12 2,039,214 1,553,041 31
Total 2 Wheelers 197,553 181,758 9 2,056,194 1,660,280 24
3 Wheelers 32,030 22,019 45 269,228 201,387 34
Total 229,583 203,777 13 2,325,422 1,861,667 25
Exports (out of above) 39,812 18,168 119 365,540 194,933 88
Hero Honda
Total 297,554 249,450 19 2,778,326 2,477,744 12
TVS Motors
Motorcycles 69,634 69,279 1 781,729 656,368 19
Total 2 Wheelers 121,147 112,910 7 1,279,786 1,104,424 16
Source: Company
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February 5, 2007
Kotak Securities - Private Client Research Daily Morning Brief
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TVS Motors:
Motorcycle sales for TVS Motors increased only 1% for the month clocking volumes of 69,634 units as compared with 69,279 units in January 2006. TVS Scooty recorded 20,534 units in January 2007 compared to 17,957 units in the same period last year recording a growth of 14%. On the export front, TVS Motor Co continued its good performance having exported 7,049 units in January 2007 (growth of 11%).
Valuation FY08
CMP Sales Net profit EPS P/E Target Reco
(Rs) (Rs bn) (Rs bn) (Rs) (x) (Rs)
Bajaj Auto 2778 117 14.6 145 19 3234 BUY
Hero Honda 716 112 10 50.5 14 706 HOLD
TVS Motors 75 44 1.4 6.2 12 81 HOLD
Source: Company & Kotak Securities - Private Client Research